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“Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’”

— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via el3ctronic)

(via theperksoffeelinginfinity)

“The sexiest thing in the entire world is being really smart. And being thoughtful. And being generous. Everything else is crap, I promise you. It’s just crap that people try to sell to you to make you feel like less. So don’t buy it. Be smart. Be thoughtful. And be generous.”

— Ashton Kutcher (via itcuddles)

(via piecesofgem)